Nutters, they’re absolutely everywhere so here’s a short and sweet guide for the loonies among you, the DEADMAN 8, the strongest beers in order of strength!

BREWDOG Fraserburgh, Aberdeenshire

622 PARADOX 10.0%
– Whisky cask aged imperial stout.

RES HARDCORE I.P.A. 9.0%
– An explicit beer with masses of hops

FULLERS Chiswick, London
661 GOLDEN PRIDE 8.5%
– A robust strong ale of immense character

COASTAL Redruth, Cornwall
RES EROSION 8.0%
– Dangerously drinkable, strong dark malty brew

HUNTERS Ipplepen, Devon
236 FULL BORE 8.0%
– A strong, golden, honey ale, refreshingly malty

MAYPOLE Wellow, Notts
324 DAMBUSTERS ‘GONER’ 8.0%
– A strong barley wine

MALLARD Carlton, Nottingham
353 DUCK OFF 3 (PHIL’S FINAL DABBLE) 8.0%
– A pale barley wine

GREEN ROOM Brewed at Keltek, Redruth, Cornwall
199 ROGUE 7.6%
– Strong dark beer with a deep fruity aroma

Remember to drink responsibly, ahem.